The following people need to contact me as soon as possible...
These ladies need to stop wasting their time and be my BFFs.
These men need to impregnate me, or die trying.
If you feel like you should be part of this list, write to:
"I Should be Rocking 'N' Rolling with Y.C."
P.O. Box 5142 (<--not my pin number, i promise)
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Send in your photo and top three reasons why you belong on this list.
Also, some cookies. I make better decisions while eating cookies.