Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year's Resolutions

It's that time of the year again. Time to make a list of things i'd like to do, but forget about the very next morning i promise to do them. I dont know if it is from the drinking expired eggnogg, or volunteering to diving head first into the concrete floor to mark our "dropping of the ball" to ring in the new year, but i always do forget all about the list of resolutions. Then come the end of the year when i realize that i didnt get any of those resolutions done and i feel losery. Well, this year i am doing things a lil different (that was my rapper nickname in jr high, "lil different", which was weird because i didnt rap...hmmm) I decided that making new year's resolutions is kind of pointless since i wont follow through and get any of them done. So instead of actually trying this year and getting at least one easy resolution done, just one, (ugh too much work) I will instead just avoid the losery feeling when come the time of the year when i realize i didnt get anything done. What i will do, is list things that i wouldnt wanna do anyway, so when i realize that i didnt get them done, this time i won't feel losery (well, not for this anyway) but i will feel pride, as in "hey, i didnt do any of these. I am so proud of myself". So, looking back at my last few years, this is what i came up with....

New Year's Resolutions (in no particular order)

1. Get arrested.

2. Go on a cookies and pies diet and gain lots of weight.

3. Go on a bookstore/cafe tour with my acoustic guitar playing different renditions of Hotel California.

4. Have a whole bunch of migraines every week.

5. Become the #1 Lakers fan.

6. Go to a Black Eyed Peas concert and become best friends with Fergie.

7. Get arrested again.

8. Watch Avatar.

9. More migraines.

10. Stay home all the time.

Wow, some of those actually made me barf in my mouth a lot!

Oh and couldnt talk about resolutions without thinking of this song...

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