Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dear dude driving the red truck next to me on my way to work,

I think you owe me an apology. That awkward silence at the red light while the song changed on my cd player could've obviously been avoided had you given me the well deserved applause and cheers for my rocking out performance to Paramore's Decode. You should even feel special that you got to witness that, because i dont even do that infront of the mirror.
In conclusion, i forgive you.
Sincerely (because i can't sign it with "love" i dont even know you man),

p.s. if you tell anyone about my dance moves, i will cut you! I was just trying them out. I saw some things on you tube.
p.p.s. your truck needs a washing.

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